"thats not very ladylike"

im not a lady, im a dragon

(Source: brando-relatable, via orphanblacks)

killself:

visiting Yahoo Answers instead of a doctor

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colossal-sweat:

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

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(via hi)

hold-on-till-day:

I found my senior quote.

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hold-on-till-day:

I found my senior quote.

(Source: sensationalsherri, via guy)

guy:

i don’t like your clothes take them off

(via guy)

maliciousmelons:

when you are in a hurry and someone wont let the conversation end

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(via guy)

(Source: tardisity, via lamestlatina)

nanoshinonome:

nanoshinonome:

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all of my followers are dalmations

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cruella deville strikes again

(Source: clearsama, via unfollovving)

urbancatfitters:

you had me at “hello” and you lost me at “i think your friend is cute”

(Source: urbancatfitters, via hi)

promoted:

*takes a break from doing nothing* ah i really deserved this

(Source: teamrocketing, via darlingbenny)

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weedjoke420:

one time in 7th grade i was having unbearable intestinal pain like i could not move at all it hurt so bad so i went to the nurse and she sent me home and the second i got home i farted for legitimately 45 seconds and all of the pain disappeared

(via hi)

(Source: zackisontumblr, via hi)

espeyonce:

When you accidentally type “hood” instead of “good”

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